Letters Never Sent - Scathing Truths Never Shared with the Recipient

Letter Details: Stupid People

Category: Daily Dilemmas

Description: Man, why are people so SLOW???

Dear whoever was in front of me at the ATM today:

I'm not sure who you are. Possibly, you are a good person. But when it comes to operation of the ATM, you are a complete moron.

Here are some helpful pointers for you to keep in mind next time you use said machine:

1) All ATMs are, for all intents and purposes, the same. They ask for your card, your pin, and boom, you are set. I can tell that you used a GREEN Fleet Card at a Fleet bank. All fleet machines are the same! Why are you reading the directions?

2) I have timed my performance at an ATM. I can withdraw any amount of money in 26 seconds. WHY, WHY, WHY did it take you 2 minutes to take out $20?

3) No, you can't deposit rolled coin into the machine. If you try again, you should definitely be sterilized so as to prevent any future generation from having to suffer as I did, behind you.

4) Please, step away after your transaction is completed. Why are you counting your money in front of the machine? What are you going to do if you have the wrong amount anyway? Reason with it? AND, no one wants to steal your $20. Please put it away someplace other than right in front of the machine. Me and the 5 people waiting in line would appreciate it.

If you have any questions about this letter, please do let me know.

--Disgruntled ATM'er

Vote Totals:
Letter viewed:	2513 Times
Yes, send the letter:	3.225%
No, keep it:	96.77%
Average User Ranking:	5.02/10

Cast Your Vote!
Should the writer:	Send the letter!
	Keep it.
Rate this letter:
Comments:

Previous Votes & Comments:

Send it!	22-January 2006
haha, I would tell you to send it, but I don't even think you know who you are sending it to. ha, nice tips, dood. Writer's Response: It should be printed and left at all ATM's. I hate slow people!

Send it!	22-January 2006
LOL rolled coins?!?! Surely you are exaggerating. Writer's Response: Some idiots must be trying it... They have a warning on the machine!

Don't Send It!	22-January 2006
that's hilarious. i'm sorry you had to suffer the wait. lol

Don't Send It!	23-January 2006
is 2 minutes really that long to wait in line at an ATM?? Take a chill pill, honey

Don't Send It!	30-January 2006
Holy crap, not two whole f-ing minutes!!! How could anyone expect you to wait more than 26 seconds to get some money. And why the hell did you time yourself? Going for a record?!? For all you know, the person in front of you had a disability or, God forbid, they just aren't one of those people that think everything in this world has to move at super-speed. Really, calm down, relax, and maybe leave your house a few minutes early each morning to allow for life to get in your way. Writer's Response: Those who don't know the importance of time probably aren't really that important themselves.

Send it!	18-March 2006
excuse me do atms in u.s.a.give money witch worth less than $20?because in europe don't.. SO if they dont give money of $10.what on earth did he counting???anyway...take a cold bath or have sex, and relax Writer's Response: Good therapy. I'll do it.

Send it!	19-March 2006
Totally agreed Writer's Response: Amen!

Don't Send It!	19-March 2006
wonder how long altogether it took to write the letter- & be tormanted by the frustration!!!! if we all forgave ppl (even if they are annoying)we'd have more time to be happy! Writer's Response: Shhh... Shhhhh! Hear that sound? Its life passing you by, because obviously you have no cares in the world.

Don't Send It!	23-April 2006
the ATMs here in Delaware have $10s or $20s depending on the machine...so yeah, there could have been more than one bill. And no 2 minutes isnt a long time to wait at an ATM. A lot of people still have trouble with those for some reason. Or maybe he just had more than one transaction. Either way, that dude needs to relax and breath for a minute.