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By
tatemshope
Category: Valentine's Day Promotion!
Description:
My ex-boyfriend, 6 years my senior, proposed to me, I said no because I didn't think he was asking me for the right reasons, I called him a few times, then he moved to California to live with his sister "to get away from me". Now it's 3 years later, I'm MARRIED, and yet he leaves pissy comments on my blog all the time!
You are an ass. I could really leave it at that, but I guess I'll continue since I've never been one to mince words. You are an asshat. There. I added a word and already it reads a little better.
You proposed to me because you didn't want your little sister to get married before you. How immature is that? You know what? Let's go over some of the reasons why you are an immature asshat. (I added two words and it's MUCH better!)
1. The first time we broke up it was because I beat you at Connect 4. Do you remember that? YOU ARE SUCH A FRIGGING BABY!
2. You eat pudding every day for breakfast. That is not normal.
3. Your mom still buys most of your clothes. Albeit she has good taste, but still.
4. Here's the kicker: You are 31 years old and you update your Myspace account every day. No one gives a rat's ass what your new interest is. No.One.
Oh! And you suck at the guitar and every song you wrote was lame and your cologne smelled like elderberries and the movies you liked were chickier than the ones I liked and when we would make out I would count the little circles on your ceiling because even your TONGUE was boring.
Also. You are boring. Your brother ran off with a Canadian woman and biked all over the country, sleeping in hay stacks, and when you tell the story, it's boring. I think all the words you choose are boring. You are in no way a dynamic person. You are not multi-faceted. You have no facets!
Oh. And it's "Devil Incarnate" not "Devil in Carnet". That makes your Myspace even more of a pain in my ass.
Well, that's about it. Stop commenting on my blog you pathetic-boring-immature-asshat. You are a loser and I'm done with you.
~Tatem
P.S. I just checked your Myspace one last time. You like the Gilmore Girls? WTF?
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22-January 2006 |
| haha send it.. change asshat for something better though
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22-January 2006 |
| Send it. this asshat deserves it.
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22-January 2006 |
| wow! don't send it, he's not worth the time, but did he really break up with you over Connect4? That beats anything I've ever heard--funny letter!
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22-January 2006 |
| Gillmore girls. Thats funny.
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22-January 2006 |
| Hmm... I'm in favour of thinking you wrote this specifically so you could paste it up on this website. Furthermore, you keep a blog, he keeps a blog. Don't like the letter, and I think you're a poser.
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23-January 2006 |
| hey, even though its a pretty mean letter, I think it has style. If he really is as described, he probably can't take it or doesn't get it anyway.
I'd give it a try and send it, after all, asshat still sounds meand and funny to a non native speaker like me ;-)
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25-January 2006 |
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19-March 2006 |
| What a asshat!!!! He propesed because he wanted to beat his sister in to marriage, and broke up with you beat him a Connect 4!!!!! O MY GOD. His brother sound well cool though. Maybe he should get off the internet once in a while. I don't really understand how blogs work, but can't you set up a new account or something? He is a loser. Well done for getting shot of him
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