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Details: To Mr Chirac |
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Category: Political Pandemonium
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My letter to the leader of France, where everything stinks.
Mr Chirac:
I'm writing to inform you that you have succeeded in undermining a friendship in place for hundreds of years.
Perhaps you have forgotten how much you owe us, as we have forgotten to bill you for our services. I'm not sure how we can even calculate it. Over 30,000 dead Americans that liberated Normandy... Countless American investment in helping France rebuild. I suggest you take a moment to reflect upon why it is you are still even speaking French and not German.
If a cowardly, self-centered, powerhungry leader such as you was leading the US during WW2, you probably would be speaking German. But you aren't. And now, when the opportunity comes to liberate other people from a brutal dictator, you turn your head the other way. I guess they just don't deserve what you already have, and have only because of the good will of the USA.
You and everyone who supports you are nothing more than cowardly. When we do liberate Iraq, which we will, I pray that the success and the stability of the region will never benefit you and your people.
Cheers!
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20-January 2006 |
Chirack is a dick!
Writer's Response: Yes, he is a dick. That's why I wrote this letter!
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20-January 2006 |
you stupid blind patriotic american tosspot, glad to see your super duper country is doing so well at managing the 'success and the stability of the region', maybe the french are wrong maybe not, but don't cry like a little child when someone doesn't agree with your views. The biggest threat to the security of mother american is you republican tossers who think the best way too divert their peoples attentions away from how badly they are running the country is invade someone else. go on, blame other people for problems that are ultimately caused by aggressive American foreign policy on pretty much every continent since WWII. you wanker.
Writer's Response: Wanker? Are you a Brit? It must be tough living in the shadow of a superpower, especially one that used to be your property! In the USA, we call guys like you an ASSHOLE!
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22-January 2006 |
USA does have it flaws too, but I'm not stereotyping every citizen. Chirac is an idiot for a leader and doesnt think of anything else than food. Send it
Writer's Response: Yeah, baby. Thanks for the comments.
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22-January 2006 |
go fuck yourself you american cock face.
YOU ARE SO IGNORANT!
keep this letter and shove it up "what you call an asshole."
Writer's Response: Brilliant comment.
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22-January 2006 |
oh yeah..americans died liberating france so now you should back us to invade any country we want whenever we feel like it...fucking yanks
Writer's Response: No, perhaps they can be a little more accomodating... In 1986, when we went after Libya, they wouldn't let our planes fly over France on the way from the UK! Fuckers!
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22-January 2006 |
I salute you. DEATH TO FRANCE
Writer's Response: Thank you. Solidarity, bro.
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22-January 2006 |
American Revolution anyone? Without the French we'd never have even won our independence. And just because we liberated them after WWII doesn't mean they have to join in with us on every random venture we undertake. We LIBERATED them, remember? We didn't take them over. And by the way, they'd still be speaking French.
Writer's Response: And we repaid that favor when they had their revolution shortly thereafter. Why can't the French be more like the Dutch? A top-5 trading partner, friend to the USA... Hell, the Japanese are better allies to us... And we dropped nukes over there!
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22-January 2006 |
Your ignorance astounds me.
Writer's Response: The stench of YOUR ignorance poisons the air!
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22-January 2006 |
The letter should not be sent, because it’s too primitive for words. WWII has nothing to do with the present day situation, in which the US is acting like a tyrant. It’s time for a wake-up call for America, now that it has alienated so many countries - France is by far not the only country - in the world. Somebody should write Bush a letter instead.
Read ‘Rebuilding America’s Defenses’, a policy document that has influenced the Bush administration thoroughly. It will become clear to you that the invasion of Iraq has not so much to do with liberating a people, but is rather part of a much grander scheme in which America seeks to ensure its world hegemony. Don’t expect France or any other country to help carry out that devious plan.
Writer's Response: You're right. We should've left Iraq alone with it's dictator. Obviously leaving dictators alone works wonders (Fidel!)...
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22-January 2006 |
I Agree Entilry, The French now, (and ever since Nepolian) are Pussies.
Writer's Response: For sale! 1 French Rifle! Never shot, dropped once ;)
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22-January 2006 |
A shory history lesson. France helped America with its revolution, without it the would be no USA. The USA did not aid the french (militarily) in their revolution. You only helped France in WW2, after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour, and then Nazi Germany declared war on you. Your war in Iraq is illegal, you were supposed to be looking for WMDs you mentioned nothing of getting dictators when you went to war. Whilst your patriotism is admirable, dont base your arguments on half facts and insults. It was your own Abraham Lincoln that said :''Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.' I suspect that you will think I am a 'liberal fucker' as if liberal is a dirty word...
Writer's Response: Well the French didn't help us militarily or diplomatically in recent times. And, we didn't HELP France in WW2. WE SAVED IT! They had nothing - DeGualle was hiding out like a coward - he didn't even have control of the resistance! You aren't a liberal fucker, you are just another in a long line of people who can't admit the greatness of America... I mean, shit, we invented the Airplane, the internet, the computer, even the fucking light bulb! I don't know where you're from (god, i hope not canada... the 51st state), but I'm willing to bet you need us more than we need you. Sad!
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22-January 2006 |
yeah.. doing pretty well in Irak eh?
Writer's Response: Where the hell is Irak?
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23-January 2006 |
oh how i love the short sightedness of the stereotypical american. thanks for making us look bad. how about we all quit bitching about what other peoples coutries ARENT doing to help us and help ourselves? or better get get over thinking of ourselves as the supreme country of the universe and create a more globally understanding world?
Writer's Response: How is it shortsightedness? We're the guys doing favors for free. All we want is to be respected for the help we provide on the worldwide stage.
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24-January 2006 |
I am so sick of "proud" americans thinking that they can dictate how other countries should behave!!! Who on this planet appointed the USA as the World Police?? Take a look at the movie "Team America", no it's not a documentary, it's "comedy". If people want help, they'll ask for it. Worry about yourselves and leave the rest of the world alone for fuck's sake
Writer's Response: We're the world's police because no one else is capable of doing the job. That includes the "UN".
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25-January 2006 |
I say send it if you want. I don't know why people are calling you ignorant. While I may not agree with you, I can at least recognize that other people's opinions may differ from mine. Hey, guys, 1st amendment! Let the guy voice his/her opinion if (s)he wants!
Writer's Response: Thanks. You're the type of person I could have a beer with, even though we disagree. Now if there were just more of you around... And - I bet we agree more than you even think we do. Thanks for the feedback.
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8-February 2006 |
Stop harking back to WW2 as an excuse to whine about france, WW2 was a justified war, where's the justification for Iraq. The US army has killed more civilians that saddamm ever did
Writer's Response: Yeah, hindsight is 20/20. When we started the war with Germany we were neither attacked nor aware of their atrocities with the Jewish population. And, are you absolutely insane? Saddam not just invaded Iran creating a war that killed one million people over 8 years! And then, he invaded Kuwait, where his soldiers ripped babies from incubators and shipped them back to Baghdad! I'm amazed at your ignorance. Go bang your head against the wall...
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8-February 2006 |
Why does France owe America anything? They helped the US during the Revolution and the US helped them in WWII, seems even to me. France's population is 20% Muslim, you do realize what that means for the people of France if they were to support America's pre-emptive (and illegal) strike? Why should France subject herself to internal conflict with one-fifth of its people? Because you don't seem to understand Iraq's history let me give you a clue: countless civilizations have attempted to conquer Babylon from the time of the first empire to modern day. Do you really think if the Romans couldn't do it America can? Your love it or leave it mentality is quite pathetic. This French immigrant did her duty for America, yet you refer to me as a "coward" because I don't agree with you. Well, where's your uniform tough guy?
Writer's Response: Maybe that's why France has been taken over by rioters for the past year.
And, we didn't try to conquer. Where have American's tried to conquer in the past 150 years anyway? We are trying to give them a place of their own. Like we did in Japan, Philippines, Germany, Italy, Grenada, Nicaragua, Haiti, ummm... Where else?
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26-February 2006 |
maybe american's should learn how to mind there own fucking business then they would have nothing to whine about!
Writer's Response: blah blah blah. Don't be ashamed that we can do what you can't. Save the world!
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28-February 2006 |
At least, the French army is not playing cat and mouse with suicide bombers in Iraq. greetings from France.
Writer's Response: Yeah, because they have no balls. Tell me a battle the French army has won in the past 200 years anyway!
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21-March 2006 |
You fucking pig. My god your ignorant and absolutley self centered. Fuckin red neck
Writer's Response: Blah blah blah. You mean "you're" ignorant, you idiot. Learn the language before you pick on other people. I'm self centered? I'm not going around calling other people rednecks, a blatant attempt to bolster my own self-image. Go move to France, they need more useless people like you ;)
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24-March 2006 |
Sorry to all the normal Americans for this fuckwit his stupid rant brings another little bit of shame on an otherwise nice country.The reasons your government and mine,gave for invading Iraq where actually for wmd's of which none were found!If it was really about dictators,what about the other countries that are currently ruled by sadistic dictators?Oh hang on theres no oil in those countries!
Writer's Response: Man, where to start. I guess you ride a bike all day? And you grow your own food. And you raise your own pigs and cows for dairy. And I guess your computer, you must have made that yourself. And i'm sure you don't watch movies that star people who travel in private jets... what does all of this mean? OIL! All these things are transported by oil-burning devices. So what, what if we DID go to war for oil? Doesn't that just make your life easier anyway? Do you want to pay exorbanant prices for the simple things in life? Why do we go after Iraq first and not Rwanda? Because what happens in the middle east affects EVERYONE. So for all of you who so say, no blood for oil, i'll be the guy driving by on the side of the road. I'll be aiming for puddles.
Oh, and why don't you try some original arguments? Geeeez. If i wanted regurgitated garbage like this I'd watch network television or buy a NY Times!
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25-March 2006 |
Hang on a sec you originally said our countries went to "Liberate" Iraq from it's evil dictator now you agree that you actually lied and went to war and killed tens of thousands of innocent men women and children for oil. Make your mind up! I sleep easy in my bed knowing that the world police are lying their arses off to justify atrocities!The Middle East is nothing to do with anyone but people who live in the middle East and this invasion of Iraq is just another example of how our countries fuck up the world by getting involved in things that don't concern us just as we've done for centuries!I mean we fucked up the region in the first place and we're still doing it now, why? GREED,OIL,MONEY.I drive a 4x4 by the way but I would gladly give it up if it meant a little more stability in the world!And I think you should read and watch the news a little more maybe you would be a little more informed about the state of the real world and not the fantasy your living in, it aint all rosy out here!
Writer's Response: Whoa. So you drive a 4X4! Amazing! You accuse me of taking multiple positions and then at the same time you drive a 4X4. Oh, but you'll give it up. You just are waiting. How noble. So why not just give it up now? Ride a bycycle?
Just out of curiosity... Do you haul lumber? Are you a contractor? What type of cargo are you carrying that you need that kind of vehicle? Or, are you living in the arctic circle? I bet it takes 94 octane gas too. Geez. Blood is on your hands as much as it is on anyone elses. You can't preach peace and be against greed and oil when you drive around in a gas-guzzling beast. Not to mention, a vehicle that is inherently dangerous to surrounding vehicles. Think about all that next time you turn the key!
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2-April 2006 |
yes... i helped you before, remember? that means now you're morally obligated to help me kill people... it makes total sense!
Writer's Response: If you hit SHIFT + the letter required, you get a "capital" letter. This is usable at the beginning of sentences, or with proper nouns. Like "I" or "Yes..."
Now I know why newspapers are written in third grade grammatical style!
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5-April 2006 |
Me again! I have a 4x4 for transporting my dogs.I also use my pushbike to get to work and back.Blood on my hands how so? I protested against the war! You seem to equate driving a big car with greed and oil I fail to see the link.The definition of greed is :- a very strong wish to continually get more of something!No mention of driving big cars there!All cars are inherently dangerous the difference is the driver behind the wheel.I however have been trained to a high standard as it is a requirement of my job!Now all that aside you failed to answer to the point I made about the lie for going to war!
Writer's Response: So wait. By using a vehicle that isn't economical or saving gas, you are not being a hypocrit? Are you serious? So, you are burning unnecessary gas (because you need to transport dogs? Which in itself is CRAZY, that you make life decisions based on the needs of animals anyway), being a hazard on the road by limiting the visitibility of other drivers in more economical vehicles, plus driving a vehicle who's curb weight can damage streets and roads... Isn't greed the opposite of humility, which apparently you have no signs of? So your car will burn twice (maybe more) the gas as mine, but I'm the guy who knows the true cost of it...
By the way, to all your French supporters... Are you watching the rioting? Its because the place is out of control and unable to compete in a new global economy. Yay Jack!
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11-April 2006 |
| Typical you have no response to the fact that your country and mine instigated an illegal war killing thousands of innocent lives and you want to berate me because I choose to drive a large car.You need to get your priorities right.Your typical of the sort of people who supported this illegal war completely blind to the true nature of the politics behind this and the real issues in todays world.The choice of car is neccessity due to living an hours walk away from the nearest park and also my partner using it for her business!Damage to the road is covered by the road tax I pay which as I drive a large vehicle i pay more of!Yes I do make some of my life choices based on the animals I choose to own thats called being a conscientious owner!Anyway lets get back to the topic of your president and my prime minister starting a war which most normal everday people didn't want and slaughtering innocents civilians?
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10-May 2009 |
| Go ahead and send the letter, so Mr. Chirac can write you back with a lessonin history: The debt concerning WW2 was paid for IN ADVANCE. France suffered the french revolution as a result of the monarchy going bankrupt helping America to fight against the British. The would be no America if it wasn't for the French paying for the independance revolution. Iraq had NOTHING to do with 9/11. France was RIGHT in refusing to back our illegal and immoral war. And now that we have waged havoc there, we have unleashed a civil war on the Iraqis that we can NOT win. The French know how to handle Arabs better than America, unlike the USA they have been dealing with an Arab population for a thousand years. Did you honestly expect a country with a large Muslim population to back up an illegal war which would piss off their own citizenry?!?!?
Americans like you make the rest of us look foolish in demanding a favor from a country which would harm its own citizenry. France owes you NOTHING, it helped to found our country, it was around LONG before the USA and shall continue to be around long after.
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